Welcome to the home of TedDanzig! The longest running, highest rated novelty ID vendor on the Darknet.


We are currently on vacation for the summer. No ETA for when we'll be back, any updates will be psoted both here and on reddit.

During this time, we will not be accepting any new orders nor answering messages.

Please be careful to avoid any scammers pretending to be us (there are many). Check reddit if you are unsure if the person you are ordering from is legitimate or not.

When we return, we will sign a message using our PGP key below. Make sure anyone claiming to be us returning is able to decrypt a message encrypted with this key. If they can't, they are almost certainly a scammer (or worse).

Public PGP key: