Welcome to the home of TedDanzig! The longest running, highest rated novelty ID vendor on the Darknet.


About Us

This is a small operation, based out of Ohio. Which is why we ONLY offer Ohio IDs: to keep up with any changes and compare to real ones frequently.

If you see an Ohio novelty ID elsewhere and it doesn't look like ours, chances are its outdated or was never right to begin with.

We've been the highest rated ID vendor on every marketplace we've sold on. For more information, see the FAQ.

These IDs are to be used for novelty purposes ONLY! They should not be used to defraud others or to misrepresent your identity to a public official.

This Website

After selling exclusively on the Darknet for about 2 years, we finally decided to sell directly to our customers via this website AND THIS WEBSITE ONLY!

This allows us faster and more secure access to your orders. No more having to deal with marketplaces crashing or going broke. No more waiting for funds to reach your account.

The FAQ should answer any and all questions you have regarding our products. Please look it over very carefully before sending us a message.

Why Buy From Us?

To gauge what others think of our quality, take a look at the reviews on reddit.com/r/fakeid.

Please take the time to look over this website carefully before ordering. It has all the information you could possibly want regarding our product. And always remember...

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!

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